| Wario | |||
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| Current Age | 40 | ||
| Date of Birth | he borrrned in a pond of POO 40 YEARRRRZ AGGO | ||
| Zodiac Sign | Shit | ||
| Gender | Male....i THINk... | ||
| Species | (ALmost) human | ||
| Living Town | SHiTTY LaND | ||
| Main Weapon(s) | Farts | ||
| Main Element(s) | CRapP | ||
| First Appearance | WHO KnoWZ | ||
| Latest Appearance | let'S Hoppe soon | ||
| Current Status(es) | Alive, sadddly | ||
| Main Ability/ies | FART | ||
| Affiliation(s) | Mona: slutty girlfrienddd | ||
| Alias(es) | STINKY-MAN | ||
Wario IT'Z a stinky fatASS, the EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL stoopid Mario'z clone CREATED from A DOGg TURD by EVIL freakin' Bird FOR HAVEING A PET.
WArio's stinky carr
wario thinking pervert things
he'z takking a dump
heì'z girl friend
wario's retarder face!!!!!!
rip (click da photo)
Wario poopy bike